Could Subway be any stingier of late? Extra finger motions midsprinkle "delivering" two tablespoons of shredded mozz (on a footlong no less), or a teaspoon of olives for those cheeseless vegan flatbread numbers doesn't make customers want to return. I've broken up with at least four Subway locations in less than three weeks for this ridiculous display of amnesia on the former grinder-haven's part.
As an eatery of such wide-reaching acclaim, Subway should be ashamed to have staff literally giving the least amount of fillings possible during sub orders. If one can't enjoy their sandwich without worrying about a miserly sub-maker growling "that'll be extra" every five seconds or so, one will have to find an eatery that actually cares about whether or not their customers are happy with their purchase. Only a foolish merchant plays with their customers' food.
At this point, the only Subway I'll shell out cash to acquire a veggie delight from is one that can part with the overflowing buckets of green goodness laid out not as a tease, but as a promise of swoons and heartlight flickerings to come. If you know of locations that still deserve to be open to the buying public, do post them in the comments.
Feel free to post the locations hungry patrons would fare best avoiding.
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